recent study has shown that a woman's tears actually send chemical signals that cause a decrease in male testosterone. This is great news for me. That means that all this time, when I thought I was showing signs of defeat, I was really only beginning to fight.
Apparently, a woman's tears emit a previously unknown pheromone which triggers a cut in a man's testosterone levels. Low testosterone levels have been linked to a decrease in aggression as well as sex-drive. Suddenly, my unwanted tears have been transformed into a magic potion, capable of rendering men powerless. That is, they would be...if I were willing to cry with a guy in the room.